Car Coaster — "I Don't Think There Will Be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for Today" Rainbow Ceramic

Bright, sassy, and built to keep your cup holders drip-free. This round soapstone coaster carries a bold rainbow gradient and a cheeky line: “I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for today.” It sits low in most vehicle drink holders and quietly soaks up condensation so your cups don’t slip or leave rings. The matte, full-color print is on one side and the natural soapstone underside has a removable sticker — simple, durable, and a little bit rebellious.

Slip one into your car, tuck a set into a tote, or keep one by your desk. It’s for the coffee-fueled morning commuters and the no-nonsense drivers who appreciate humor with function. The compact 2.6" size fits most holders and the soapstone surface absorbs moisture so your cup stays steady and your holder stays clean.

Product features

- Made from 100% soapstone for natural condensation absorption

- 2-piece with the same print

- 2.6" diameter fits most vehicle drink holders

- One-sided, full-color matte print with removable underside sticker

- Helps keep cup holders clean and dry by soaking up condensation

Care instructions

- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth